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Hired Gun

May 9, 2008

I am now a proud author on another site The All Nighter. This is a new website set up designed specifically for students. It features comdedy-centric articles to keep bored students occupied. It also gets updated a hell of a lot more often than this site, so head on over.

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Choices

May 3, 2008

Chicken or Beef?

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Squirrel Diets

February 8, 2008

Squirrels are omnivores; they eat a wide variety of plant food, including nuts, seeds, conifer cones, fruits, fungi, and green vegetation, and eat insects.

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Whats On The Menu?

February 5, 2008

The Mackintosh pub. A lovely place for a pint and a bite to eat. They proudly boast 2 meals for £6 on their advertising boards and on the cards on some tables. But when one investigates the deal a little further, one notices that this self proclaimed “deal” is not as good as you first imagine…

Meal Deal

“Meals listed above are available individually for £3″…

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Mysteries Of English (Part 1)

January 30, 2008

So I was talking to Centipeed about more mysteries of the English language (if you remember I did the post “This Door Is Alarmed”). We (he) came up with a few, including why do you walk through a door rather than through a doorway? And why does your alarm go off when it really comes on? I have come to the conslusion that the English language needs a spring clean and the government should employ some professional cleaners. I would call them the Word Cleaning Team because it is very descriptive but also sounds daring.

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Sorry

January 28, 2008

Sorry guys, there have been no updates ina  while because I’ve been kinda busy lately. I’ve still been thinking but I haven’t been taking note. I have, however, come up with an idea… if you have anything you would like me to think about then just reply to this post and I’ll give my oppinions/thoughts/views on the matter. This way, its less work for me!

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Nothing To Report

January 21, 2008

No thoughts today, I kind of just walked around thinking about sex.

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Thumbs

January 20, 2008

The skin on the ends of my thumbs is peeling off, and I can’t help but thinking it might be better if I didn’t have thumbs.

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I Drew A Picture

January 19, 2008

Picture I Drew

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Condoms On The Pavement

January 14, 2008

How come every now and then when you are walking aroung the streets you come across a radom (hopefully unused) condom just lying on the floor. The only rational explaination I can come up with (other than public indecency) is that kids like to play with them and flick them around. If this is the case then it is a sad state of affairs, when I was a kid I used to play with a stick and a hoop.

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